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Celebrities Say the Darndest Things: Unusual Quotes from the Rich and Famous

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USA News September 08, 2023
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Celebrities Say the Darndest Things: Unusual Quotes from the Rich and Famous

Celebrities Say the Darndest Things: Unusual Quotes from the Rich and Famous

In a world filled with witty remarks, profound insights, and the occasional head-scratcher, it's the unusual quotes from famous people that leave us scratching our heads, sometimes in disbelief. From Hollywood A-listers to world-renowned politicians, here are some of the most eyebrow-raising and side-splitting statements made by the rich and famous:


"I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther." - David Icke
Renowned conspiracy theorist David Icke apparently wanted to clarify his species in case anyone had doubts about his reptilian origins.

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde, the master of wit and sarcasm, displayed his unparalleled self-awareness with this gem of a quote.

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Britney Spears

Pop sensation Britney Spears might need to brush up on her geography and culinary preferences.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields

Actress and model Brooke Shields seems to have a unique perspective on life and death.

"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright

Comedian Steven Wright gives us a glimpse into his groundbreaking approach to literature.

"I've never really wanted to go to the moon because I don't like cheese." - Tom Hanks
Beloved actor Tom Hanks must have been confused about the moon's menu.

"I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French government. I'd give it all up for one erection." - Groucho Marx

The legendary Groucho Marx's sense of humor was as sharp as ever, even in his later years.

"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me." - Jessica Simpson

Singer and fashion mogul Jessica Simpson hilariously debunks the notion that Texans can be anorexic.

"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole

Former Senator Bob Dole demonstrates his profound grasp of modern technology.

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." - Terry Bradshaw

Former NFL quarterback Terry Bradshaw clears up any potential confusion about his intelligence.

These quotes remind us that even the most famous and successful people can have moments of unintentional hilarity. Whether they're discussing their preferred celestial bodies, their book-writing progress, or their culinary aversions, these quotes show that celebrities are just as human as the rest of us—with a dash of eccentricity thrown in for good measure.

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