St. Patrick's Day Party Jokes

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USA News March 10, 2023
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St. Patrick's Day Party Jokes

St. Patrick's Day Party Jokes

St. Patrick's Day will be here in a week, and festivities, parades, and happy gatherings will mark it. As with any festive event, it is also the perfect time to share some lighthearted humor. This year, up the fun even more with these St. Patrick's Day jokes to be sure and get the party started!

Q: Wonder why God invented whisky?

A: To prevent the Irish from ruling the world.

Q: How do you know if an Irishman is having a grand time?

A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Q: Why should you never borrow money from a leprechaun?

A: Because they are always a little short!

Q: What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

A: At an Irish funeral, there’s one less drunk!

Q: What did one clover say to another clover on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Don’t get your shamrocks in a twist!

Q: Why was the leprechaun so mad on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Because everyone was trying to pinch him!

Q: What did the leprechaun give his wife for their anniversary?

A: A lucky charm!

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